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Life in Dubai after 1 year.... Once UAE ID card in place

An Expat calling Pizza Hut in DubaiOperator: ' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...'

Customer: 'Salam Ale koum, can I order..'

Operator: 'Can I have your UAE identity card number please, Sir?'

Customer: ' It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610'

Operator: 'OK... you're... Mr Waleed from Syria and you're calling from Flat #402, Al Maskaan Building, Bur Dubai. Your home number is 04-3661231 04-3661231, your office number is 04-8852302 04-8852302 & your mobile number is 050-2665667 050-2665667. Where has the delivery to take place Sir?'

Customer: ' Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?!?!

Operator: ' We are connected to the system Sir'

Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'

Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'Customer: 'How come?'

Operator :'According to our medical records - you went for your check up last week to Welcare Hospital & you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'

Customer:'What? ... What do you recommend then?'

Operator :'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'

Customer:'How do you know for sure?'Operator :'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library in Deira, last week Sir'

Customer:'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'

Operator :'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Dirham 112.00'

Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'

Operator :'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your First Gulf credit card is over the limit and you owe Citibank Credit card another Dirham 3,720.55 since October. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan to NBD, Sir.'

Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'

Operator :'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on HSBC ATM withdrawal for today'

Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Honda Civic...'

Customer: 'What!'

Operator :'According to the details in system ,your Honda Civic's Registration ie Malkia is expiring in 23 days & your Gargash Insurance has already got expired last week....

Customer:'?? ??'

Operator :'Is there anything else Sir?'

Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me those 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'

Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... 'Customer:#$$ ^%&$@$% ^ tm kiere.....abe ytga...npiye! !!!!!!...... ....... .

Operator :'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008 on Dubai Hatta Road, when you wrongly overtook the BMW & you were convicted of using abusive language also on the policeman... ?'

Customer (fainted)

Operator: hello hello, are you still there.....

LOL....what has rather the world will come to.....

Love Always..

Kinnari:):)

Darna Mana Hai.....

My friend lives in Borivali... One day he went to Dadar to visit his uncle for some days as his parents had to attend a wedding in Delhi. One evening he and some other of my college friends went to Sterling for a movie.
He had so much fun that he forgot that it's very late. He caught the last local bus to Dadar ..... he reached Dadar around midnight ........... He had to walk about a mile from the bus stop to home....
As he was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like that .........It got the shivers on him when he noticed that this old guy is unusually pale and staring at him... The old guy said "Son why don't you get a book...it would keep you company".
Then he did something which he would regret for the rest of his life.......
My friend started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at his collections... My friend's hair started to rise up
as he noticed that all the books were related to supernatural activities...but he found one that was very
interesting.
So he asked the old man "how much is it,uncle?" .
The old guy replied, "Well son...this is an interesting book...it's only for Rs 250.
My friend was shocked and said "but...but...it's expensive..."
This time the old man stared which freaked my friend.
My friend quickly checked al! l his pockets & found Rs.200 & said "This is a! ll I have."
The old guy replied "It's ok son ...you can have the book for that price"
As my friend was just about to run for home...the old man called back & said "Son ... whatever happens,
you don't ever flip the book to it's last page... remember these words or you would regret...!!!!!"
My friend nodded and never looked back .......
Reaching home...he quickly asked his Uncle whether there was any new old book seller nearby?
The Uncle replied "not that I know of but ........we've heard that there's 1 old man comes once in a while during full moon nights but heard that there is something creepy about it...why son?" My friend freaked out... he told his uncle "nothing uncle...just asking".
He started reading the book & with the old man's words on his mind. At night,12 0'clock, as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew which chilled him up to his bones. At that glimpse, he noticed the wind had blown the pages to its last page. He remembered what the old man has said !!!!!!!
But we humans tend to have the tendency to try and know more than we ought to know. Out of curiosity, very fearfully he flipped through the pages.
And then he re ached the last page & as he read it he fainted...

What he saw at the last page is stated below:






































BOOK FOR SALE!
Original Price: Rs. 20
Promotion Price: Rs. 10

LOL!!!!
please dont curse me...this is the outcome of a totally "Not in Use" brain.....:):)

Love Always..
Kinnari...

GUYS....aarrrgghh..... I hate them......

Actually I don’t hate them all...I really love a few of them...and just cannot stop loving them because they are just so adorable....I think about them all day long.....but the others just irritate me so much....and I really want to kick them hard....FREAK!!!

Why do they start assuming things...don’t they know the simple rule that when you “ASSUME’’ you make an Ass of U and Me......God!!!It is so pathetic when people start assuming stuff and its worse when the assumption is related to you....seriously all these stuff really exasperate me....well the thing is that guys (some of them) try to find the hidden meaning behind every sentence said by a girl....why they just can’t keep things simple and accept it on face value...but no point overreacting over it like an old gaga.

There is this one guy (my very good friend) I am tired telling please stop acting like a coward and just go and tell her....the thing is he likes her she likes someone else and that someone else likes some other else....well it is more confusing than a maths equation...in maths at least you get an answer...here there is no correct answer only.....so I suppose he must just forget his apparently “true love” for time being and just enjoy the benefits of being single.....:)

SHOPPING.....phew......

All these years many questions bothered me...some got answered...but remained palpably unanswered. They still hang about in me. They specially irk me when I cannot escape it. The most irritating is WHY THE HELL PEOPLE LURVE SHOPPING!?!?!?!?!?
For me it is the most unconstructive way to spend time, energy and money. Seriously why do people keep on shopping especially for clothes when they have enough of them?? Also the major disadvantage for me is that my very own sister just cannot help but shop shop and shop. Shopping for necessary things is legitimate. But unnecessary things like excess of clothes which many a time are transferred from rack in the shop to the wardrobe of some absolutely immature girl. They are often not even worn. It is like an incurable disease!! The sad part is that this undefined virus is not only among girls or women but it is gripping most of the people including men and children equivalently. Till the time it is confined to that particular person it is fine but why compel others??
This is one of the reason because of which going to college doesn’t excite me. Going to college is one of the BIG reasons for shopping. The week before college commences is one week which I dread the most.
Even in “Confessions of a shopaholic” the protagonist realizes that excessive shopping isn’t good for your health and bank balance.

Stupidity...

There is this simple question irritating me since two three days...so thought sharing it would be the best option to stop speculating over it and fissure my brains. The thing is since college started I feel that we are thought things which we already know nothing new is being done and the Profs Keep on saying ‘commerce’ students keep your mouth shut….more than a privilege it feels as if we have done some sin…like some in bolly style “pichle janam ke paap” you know….its freaking!!!!!
Well since we cannot change the professors….sigh….we need to accept their attitude. There is also another question why do people booze??? Actually speaking I really don’t mind and I am not one of those “Stop Drinking” sign boards it’s just a general question because frankly speaking logic says you shouldn’t drink not because it is ethically wrong or something but once you are “intoxicated” in the words of my very good friend megha, you lose control and start doing stupid things usually involving the opposite sex…well if you seriously want to do the stupid things do I think you should do them when you are conscious at least you will know what brainless stuff I being done…..huh….moreover beer which people drink like a dog doesnt even taste good...and if u want a high with your senses in place just go for lemon shots!!!;);)

Finally....

today when i sat down to write i was extremely happy and confident after a very long time. i used to be always undecisive and unhappy about anything and everything. people may call it a sort of depression but for me it was the weakest point of my 17 yrs of life. i had lost hope of ever succeding, had started beliving that i wasnt worth any thing, i didnt deserve anything from anyone, everyone it seemed had deserted me. i couldnt even muster enough courage to write my blogg!!
all this was happening due to my one dim witted step of trusting the most wrong person in my life. even after being warned several times by my conscience i myself went into that pothole.
after which series of unwanted dramas and fateful events followed. for which i deeply regret.
today i have taken a step towards sunshine...i have allowed the brightness of the sun to dissolve in me, the smell of the flower surround me, the pureness of nature to relive through me.....
i can now finally fall into deep slumber without any apprehensive thoughts. so without construing the future now i have finally decided to live life the way it leads me with all smiles.....

Random Thoughts

I am a stranger to myself, and when i hear my tongue speak,my ears wonder over my voice; I see my inner self smiling, crying, braving, fighting, and fearing; and my existence wonders over my substance while my soul interrogates my heart; but I remain unknown, engulfed by tremendous silence.....